i should probably start learning to contour my face
sex is a lot like phoenix wright ace attorney. you make weird loud noises. you groan. edgeworth is there.
why is the stereotypical ~sweet little sister~ even a thing. little sisters are only sweet when they need older siblings to buy stuff for them
so i’ve been waiting for a band to announce tour dates in my country for forever and they finally did and
today’s aa69 theme on twitter was [SCENE PHASE]
the aa movie got a lot of stuff way off but the polly cross-examination was 11x better than it was in the games let’s be honest here
remember that once in the late 70’s a face character for pooh at disneyland was accused of hitting a child in the face on accident and so the dude came back to court after the recess in the pooh costume and answering the questions as pooh and fucking danced in the courtroom in order to prove that the arms were too high up to hit the kid and he was acquitted within 20 minutes
That’s some Phoenix Wright shit right there, I swear
stuff like bi erasure pisses me off a lot…for example when i was watching oitnb almost every episode was “so were you straight then” “are you gay now” like. come on the word bisexual was mentioned once in the entire show would it kill you to just
MARCELINE AND BUBBLEGUM ARE G A Y
MARCELINE AND BUBBLEGUM HAVE BOTH EXPRESSED ATTRACTION TO MEN SO THEYRE PROBABLY B I S E X U A L
i don’t care
I do bc bisexuals have literally no representation in media lol get ur biphobia away from me pls
i just found a song i used to love when i was seven i haven’t heard this song in like. seven years. that’s messed up
"it’s really easy to get clear skin just use [list of different expensive skin scrubs that must be applied every single day]"
Scientists are so clever with naming animals.
No you don’t even know these birds call actually sounds like its saying go away and what it does is it hangs around large groups of herbivores and when a predator shows up it will just start shouting GO AWAY GO AWAY and then all the gazelles and zebras and such will take off.